Friday, 16 March 2012

Anonymous Litter Picker

A Polite Request from the Parish Council to “ALP” (the “Anonymous Litter Picker” of Nocton)

Dear “ALP”,

Whilst the Parish Council wishes to applaud your public spirit in clearing up after those individuals who do not seem to appreciate how anti-social it is to litter our streets (particularly, it seems, along Wellhead Lane) may we urge you to stop leaving your bags of collected rubbish attached to various parts of our Village Hall.  In some ways, doing this is just as “anti-social” as those who drop the litter in the first place, since someone else then has to clear up after you.  Earlier last month, I personally removed three bags of rubbish which you had left hanging from the lenticular. They part-filled filled my own black wheelie bin thus leaving much less room for our own rubbish that week.  The collection of litter is not the Village Hall’s responsibility so we do not see why you feel it necessary to leave it there.

Neither is litter collection the responsibility of the Parish Council (it’s the District Council’s) although I am sure you will have noticed from the last edition of The Doodle that we are currently advertising for a Village Keeper, part of whose role will be to pick up litter.  As you clearly have considerable expertise in this activity, I very much hope that you have applied for this job since if successful you would then be able to get paid for what you do so well!

If, as you seem to suggest, you know the identity of the culprits, then please do share this information with the Parish Council so that we may pass it on to the relevant authorities.

Many of us pick up other people’s rubbish as we walk around our beautiful village but we take it home and dispose of it ourselves.  So, “ALP”, on behalf of the Parish Council and the Village Hall, may I please ask that in future, you do the same?

I very much hope that you will accept this request in the spirit with which it is made and we look forward to your future co-operation.

Yours sincerely,

Councillor Ian Goldsworthy
On behalf of Nocton Parish Council
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1 comment:

  1. This letter is almost a telling off , poor 'person' , who spends their own time picking up others litter. Thanks ALP for your hard work , you could put it in my bin.

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